it’s always vaguely off-putting when someone asks to hang out with me or i hear through someone else that they’ve asked about me

like i am a willful pariah and being around people is literally exhausting and i have always been the immediately weird and awkward person in every situation i’m in so this whole “hey you’re cool!” thing just seems weird and twisted

i think it’s a trick

adventurer-for-hire:

iggymogo:

dream-far-beyond:

Read and Reblog. This need notes.

tree.

My alma mater loves trees.

(Source: astrodidact)

Sometimes I get anxiety attacks over nothing and it hasn’t happened in a few months but for some reason it just happened and I’m sitting in the break room hoping to god I don’t go into a full-fledged panic attack because my chest is really hurting and my heart won’t slow down

It’s hard to breathe slow when you feel like your heart is literally about to break your ribs

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

(via enthusispastic)

Extraordinarily frustrated because everyone has lunch but me

“Do u need a gift idea?”

sure mom

let’s ignore the fact that i’m paying off six different medical bills, have a car payment, apartment bills, grocery bills, apartment rent, a phone bill, an internet bill, need to spend ~150$ at the vet soon, and owe 400$+ to the IRS and focus on something as incredibly important as getting you a fucking gift for mother’s day because a card and flowers are, of course, not enough

and yet when my birthday rolls around next month you’ll start bitching a couple of weeks ahead of time to scare me away from asking for anything

yeah mom go ahead give me a gift idea

I let a really negative person in my life go and it’s been a few days since I’ve had any contact and I actually feel at peace with it 

I tend to idealize people I care about and that leads to a lot of disappointment, which isn’t fair to myself or other people, but this friendship was actually borderline emotionally and verbally abusive and the person could probably be diagnosed with clinical narcissism,

and if you know anything about narcissism, you know that it is a helluva lot more than being vain based on physical features  

This is a bigger deal than it seems like because of the specifics of the friendship and the history with the person but /shrug

All of the jokes on here about dentists telling you to floss actually aren’t a joke like hey hi hello I work in a dental office and have to deal with people with shitty oral hygiene literally every hour and as an FYI brushing your teeth only cleans 60% of the surfaces so flossing really is a big deal and the majority of cavities we have to fill involve a surface that can only be cleaned by flossing

And as another FYI yes the instruments are sharp but the points on them are also very very small like bear in mind that we use them to check extremely small areas and healthy gums will not start bleeding when poked with these very small points

So yeah, brush and floss your teeth

This has been a PSA

Look at the growth! I harvested parsley and iceberg lettuce tonight (: Colton is very happy!

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